Monday, September 5, 2011


A very sweet guy messaged me today through my online dating profile.  His message:

You are beautiful. What are you doing today?

Everyone together now Awwwwwww…  Totally made my day. 

After I read the message, I checked out his profile.  Too bad, the guy is only 21.  Yes, I know that's legal.  And I know many of my married and settled down kickass bitches are screaming at the computer right now  "21?!  GO FOR IT!  I need to live vicariously through you!  My sex life is boring!"  Yes, you are.  Yes, you are.  Uh-huh.  Yup.  I know you are.  How?  Because that's exactly what you all said when I told you about The Marine.  Ha!  Gotcha!

But I have been the Puma (you're not a Cougar until you are 35) and as much fun as it was, I'm not looking to do it again.  Unless it's with The Marine.  I'll do anything with him again, ha! And if you're still pushing for me to stretch my Puma paws, let me share this little golden nugget with you.  On this guys profile, under First Date, this is what he wrote:  
 I would like it to be very casual, 
nothing crazy but then again no mcdonalds date lol 
...idk it would depend on the girl 
....mayb I can beat you in bowling or lazer tag ? Lol

Laser tag, while adorable, is something this kickass bitch is way too old for.


  1. What you're really too old for is the text speak.

    Homie needs to grow the fuck up and learn how to spell.

  2. lol No kidding! But really, way less offensive than some of the other text-speak messages I've gotten!