You cannot take me anywhere. Case in point:
Went to the grocery store this afternoon. When I was checking out, the cashier was a very cute guy named Andrew who I had seen and talked with a little before. He was helping me bag my groceries, and he asked is he could put my eggs in a separate bag.
My reply: You can do anything you like with my eggs.
As soon as I said it, I realized what it sounded like. The woman behind me started laughing and I paused. Andrew blushed, and put his head down on the counter, laughing. Then I had to swipe my card three times because both him and I were so flustered that we kept hitting the wrong button when trying to chose what type of card it was.
I swear, if I had been trying to flirt with him, I wouldn't have ever thought to say that. Ahhh, at least I'm amusing.
Monday, October 17, 2011
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